As I was walking down the hall, I spotted a strange-looking creature. It looked a little like a boy, but it was walking on all fours with a towel hanging out of its mouth.
I observed this creature for a while. I watched it pick up a rubber snake with its mouth. Then it poked its head under some blankets and curled up in a ball.
"Odd," I thought. I didn't say anything.
I went to another room for a while and came back to the hall. In the middle of the floor was the creature curled up on a pillow.
"Um, what exactly are you"" I asked the creature.
"Dog boy. Woof, Woof!"