There's a new model for those milk mustache ads you see in magazines. "Who?" you ask. My eleven-month-old German Shepherd!
Today, my daughter left her half-full glass of milk on the kitchen table when she left the room.
A few minutes later, I heard a really strange slurping sound. I went into the kitchen to investigate.
That ninety-pound beast had his paws up on the table and his black snoot in the glass of milk.
"Schultz!" I bellowed.
He lifted his head and proudly displayed his milk mustache.
So when you're looking through those magazines, be sure to look for the new hairy milk model.