Ladies and gentleman, I am the proud owner of the world's smartest dog.
This morning my daughter noticed that our German Shepherd's nose prints spelled words on our back sliding doors.
The first said: b o y.
It was clear as day.
"Mom, look! He knows how to spell!"
A little further down it said: l v.
And even further down, it said: J (which is the first initial of my daughter's name).
"Aww, Mommy, Schultz loves me!"