It's amazing what can happen in three minutes around my house.
"Mommy, I blocked the toilet. Plunge it, please!" My son is an expert at blocking toilets.
While I was plunging the toilet...."Ahhh! Mommy! There's a giant spider! It has yellow markings on its belly! Help!" That was my daughter.
I stopped plunging and took care of the spider.
I went back to plunging.
"Mommy! The dog is eating my arm! Make him stop!" That was my son.
"Schultz! Crate!" I bellowed.
Schultz went to his crate. I went back to plunging.
"Mommy, I'm hungry!"
"Oy! Can't I just plunge this toilet?"
There you have it, folks. Three minutes of my life.