I took my kids out for lunch today, since it was their day off.
My son seemed to have some trouble acting like a civilized human being. First, he poured salt on his head. Then he dabbed ketchup on his nose. Then he got up and did a little dance.
"What are you doing?" I asked, completely shocked that he would behave in such a manner.
"Having fun," he said.
"That is just barbaric. Sit down, wipe the ketchup off of your face, and behave like a gentleman."
"Okay, but first you have to say the magic spell."
"What magic spell?"
"The one that makes me sit down and behave."
"Okay. Hokus Pokus Dominokus. Please sit down. Don't be a Blokus."
Apparently I got the right one. He sat down and behaved for the rest of the meal.