Mama Diaries

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Schultz vs. Sunshine

Usually you don't hear much about my parakeet, Sunshine, because all she does is sit on her stick and tweet.  Well, today I have a little story about Sunshine, and my giant, one hundred pound German Shepherd, Schultz.

Schultz apparently decided that he wanted to play with Sunshine.  He stuck his big snoot up to her cage and rattled the bars.  Sunshine squawked at him.

"Schultz," I said.  "You'd better watch it.  Don't make Sunshine mad!"

He didn't listen.  This time he lifted her door with his snoot.  Sunshine didn't like that one bit.  She jumped on the side of her cage and squawked some more.  

Schultz thought that meant she wanted to play, so he knocked his nose against her cage.  That was it.  Sunshine wasn't going to take any more of his harrassment.  She pecked his nose.

Schultz backed away, a little confused.

"See, Schultz.  She doesn't want to play with you.  Leave her alone."

Schultz didn't get it.  The block head nudged her cage again.  This time, Sunshine bit him hard on the nose. He yiped.

I shook my head.  "You got what you deserved, Schultz. Next time, respect the lady!" 

23 comments:

  1. You are so laid back . . . I think your house would be a wonderful place to live :)

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    1. LOL! I guess I am pretty laid back. Not too many things ruffle my feathers!

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  2. I wonder if he'll try that again one day. :)

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    1. If he does, he's even more of a block head than I thought! LOL!

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  3. Beware anyone who dare enters a ladies room without permission! :D

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    1. Ha! Bad things can happen to those who do!

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  4. Always respect a lady!

    I have highlighted a new publisher and you are welcome to come by as they are inviting aspiring writers to ask their submission questions!

    Nas

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    1. Yes, indeed!

      I stopped by your blog. That's so nice that the publisher is answering questions. I'm sure other romance writers will find your post extremely helpful!

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  5. We used to have a little female cat, F. Cat Fitzgerald, who would walk up to my late, beloved 75-pound collie Faulkner, and slap him on his long nose. Some women can be tiny but tough.

    Love,
    Janie

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  6. Good for Sunshine! Schultz, back off as your mama would say.
    Love it!

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  7. LOL Schultz found out the hard way not to mess with an angry woman.

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  8. Always respect the ladies, Schultz! *LOL*

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    1. Funny how a little bird can beat up a big dog, isn't it?

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  10. Sunshine is a ray of sunshine :)LOL. This is the first time I hear about her and I'm already a fan.

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    1. Sunshine is my favorite pet. She never gets in trouble, and she knows how to stand her ground against all the crazy men in my house!

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  11. Hah hah hah. When we were little, my brothers and I actually had the same kind of dog and he was named Schultz! I also used to have two parakeets named Elmo and Vyla. I loved them!

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