Mama Diaries

Sunday, January 27, 2013

A Cow in Toilet Land

My son, Bubba, was on a roll today. He was spinning all kinds of stories. Here's one that came out of the anals of his mind:  (Caution:  If you don't like potty talk, you may want to skip this post and come back tomorrow!)

There was once a cow who got flushed down the toilet.  (Insert sound effects here!)

He found himself in Toilet Land. There, the trees were made of turds.  The houses were made of turds.  Even the beds were made of turds. (Except for Bubba's which was made of fabric.)

One day, a giant poopsteroid from outer space crashed into Toilet Land. It left a giant trail of turds.

Not to worry, though, because an alien spaceship arrived with a giant toilet.  The aliens scooped up the turds and flushed them down the toilet.  Except the toilet got blocked.

Fortunately, there was another alien spaceship in the area.  This one had a giant plunger.  The aliens plunged the toilet, and all the turds went down.

The End.

 Hmmm.  What do you think?  I'm personally wondering what happened to the cow. Did it get flushed down the toilet, or is it happily living its life in Toilet Land, producing chocolate milk?  (Note:  I'd advise not consuming anything that was produced in Toilet Land!)  

16 comments:

  1. Too funny! I liked your pun "anals" of the mind, too.

    Bubba's story sounds like the fantasy land of many little boys- poop, spaceships, and cows~

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    1. He's got all the important aspects of an eight-year-old's world!

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  2. Lol! Hilarious! Now you know Bubba has an active mind-a writer in the making?

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  3. Ah, the plumbing issues of parenthood. :-)

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  4. That sounds like a story I would invent. Now. Today. Not when I was a little kid.

    Love,
    Janie

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  5. He's quite the storyteller! I think you have another writer on your hands. :)

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  6. Maybe that is why the cow jumped over the moon, to rid itself of all the turds haha

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  7. This is hilarious. What an active imagination! :D

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    1. Yes, he certainly does have an active imagination!

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  8. This was hilarious to read, though I don't think I can face a hot chocolate or a chocolate milkshake just yet.

    Yvonne.

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