Mama Diaries

Friday, March 22, 2013

Impressing the Lady

Spring is in the air and it seems to have affected Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd.

I took the beast for a walk today.  Half-way through our walk, he spotted a female German Shepherd.  (I think she was an old lady, but that didn't seem to matter to Schultz.)  She was standing in her driveway, watching us. 

Schultz decided to see what he could do to impress the lady.  He did his fancy prance in front of her. And he gawked.  He couldn't take his eyes off of her.  Then he got to the next driveway.  Since he was so busy prancing and gawking, he didn't notice that it was slippery asphalt.  He slipped and fell flat on his face.

"Schultz, you moron," I said.  "That's no way to impress a lady!"

So what did he do?  He got up, took a potty break on the lawn, and kept prancing.

What a man!

30 comments:

  1. Ah, Schultz. You make a great addition to the blogosphere. I would like to meet you and shake your paw.

    Love,
    Janie

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  2. At least he wasn't embarrassed. I have trouble taking a potty break in public after falling on my face.

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    1. Haha! Yeah, I'd have a problem with that, too! ;)

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  3. I wonder what the lady dog thought...

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  4. I can always count on you to cheer me. Thanks.

    Yvonne.

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  5. That is too funny!!!! I too have a German Shepard :)


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    1. I bet you have lots of stories to tell! Thanks for the follow!

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  6. *LOL* I think that's the typical guy.

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    1. Would you take a bathroom break after falling on your face in front of a lady?

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  8. Haha, too cute! If only it was as easy for us humans to recover from embarrassment like that!

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  9. my post today is perfect for the kids for Easter (or anytime).

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  10. That's right, just pretend nothing happened...

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    1. I'm sure she didn't even notice the slip up! ;)

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  11. Sounds like a guy I once dated.

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    1. Ugh. I assume he wasn't the one you married. LOL!

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  12. LOL. Spring is in the air. At least he knew how to recover from his embarrassment. Just keep moving on and take care of his business. ; )

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