Mama Diaries

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Bubba's Smelly Trick

My son got off the school bus and handed me a package.  "Here Mama, this is for you."

I opened it.  It was a cookie.  And it looked and smelled like a gingersnap cookie.  "You made this is school?" I asked.

"Yep."

I examined it closely. "Bubba, it's as hard as a rock.  Is it stale?"

He laughed.  "No.  It's fresh."

"Should I eat it?"

"No, Mama," he said.  "You'll end up in the hospital.  It's an air freshener!"

Silly Mama!


  

24 comments:

  1. Yikes! Good thing you didn't chance taking a bite!

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  2. What? That sounds like the kind of thing a little kid might eat and end up in the ER. Do you know what brand it is?

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. They actually made it. He said they took pumpkin bread mix and mixed it with cinnamon and glue and shaped it into a cookie. Crazy! But it sure smelled good!

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  3. Don't leave it where Schultz might find it. I bet he'd be happy to eat a cookie if given the chance. : )

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  4. That would have been a nasty first bite!

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    1. Yes. I probably would've chipped a tooth.

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  5. So where did you display this "air freshener"?

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  6. But your breath would smell so fresh. And think of how it could scrape off tartar.

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    1. Leave it to you to find a good reason to eat it! ;0)

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  7. Yuck! Good thing he let you know. ;)

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  8. so no future for Bubba in dentistry, and now no future for Bubba in food preparing business :)

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  9. Ya know, if that guy could do so well writing a book about the stuff his father says, maybe you could do even better writing about some of the things Bubba says and does. He's a hoot!

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    1. He is funny! I've thought about writing a book series for kids about Schultz and his antics, which would include my son. Maybe I should just write a Mama Diaries series.

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  10. Good thing Bubba told you before thing went any farther. Yikes! Maybe he thought you needed some extra excitement at home!

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    1. Sure. We can never have too much excitement at my pad!

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