Mama Diaries

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Schultz vs. Sponge Bob Square Pants

Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd, had a romp with the oh-so-famous cartoon character, Sponge Bob Square Pants.  And it didn't go so well for the sponge guy.  Let me tell you about it.

My kids inflated a Sponge Bob Square Pants punching balloon - a huge yellow thing with Sponge Bob's trademark smiling face and buck teeth.  They proceeded to punch the heck out of it.  Schultz heard the commotion and came in to investigate.  Of course he wanted a piece of the action.

He jumped on that thing, causing the kids to release it and run away.  It was all Schultz's after that!  He chased it with his mouth wide open, ready to sink his fangs into Sponge Bob if he caught him.  Sponge Bob ran for his life, bouncing against tables and walls.  This went on for almost ten minutes.  Finally, Schultz cornered the big yellow thing. He pounced and took a bite out of Sponge Bob's eyeball.

Let's just say after that, SpongeBob was no more.  And Schultz, after recovering from a minor heart attack, decided that large yellow punching balloons were not exactly the best toys to play with!

46 comments:

  1. HA!
    SpongeBob got what was coming to him!
    Schultz deserves his own blog.

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    1. Yes, he does. Too bad Mama is too busy to let him do it! ;)

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  2. haha must have been quite the shock to the poor guy went he boom came

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  3. LOL Poor dog! Glad he has recovered. :)

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    1. I don't think Schultz will be playing with balloons anytime soon!

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  4. I've never seen Sponge Bob's show, but I've heard he's obnoxious. You go, Schultz.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Sponge Bob is extremely obnoxious! Schultz just did the world a favor.

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  5. poor Schultz, in this case curiosity almost killed not a cat but a dog

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    1. I guess Schultz, like a cat, has nine lives!

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  6. It must have been quite an entertaining display!
    I'm not sure if I feel more sorry for Sponge Bob or Schultz...

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    1. Definitely be sorry for Schultz. Sponge Bob deserved it! ;0)

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  7. Oh, bless his heart! What a shock that must have been!

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  8. Great story! The dog saved your kids from that soaked up intruder!

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  9. The eyeball?! What a cruel way to go!

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    1. I had to wonder why Schultz chose the eyeball!

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    1. No, it wasn't. I really need to have a camera attached to me at all times to catch some of these things!

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  11. *LOL* That is an internet video just waiting to happen!

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  12. Oh, that's hilarious. Poor Schultz. Too bad you didn't take a video of his misadventure, because that could've been a real contender on "Funniest Home Videos."

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  13. What an eye-popping situation. What a visual I just had. Thanks for the chuckle, Sherry.

    Gary :)

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    1. Ha! An eye-popping situation. I like that!

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  14. Spongebob should have stayed in the sea

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    1. For sure! Sponges belong in the water - not on land!

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  15. I hope Schultz doesn't have any doggie nightmares of big yellow laughing sponges coming to attack. ; )

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  16. That must have been worth watching. I hope the children have forgiven Schultz.

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  17. Oh my god, I love the Schultz stories :) Poor guy!! Hilarious.

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  18. Oh! Poor Sponge Bob! (And poor kids!)

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  19. I can hear that boom from here. I'm sure he won't do that again.

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  20. What a pity for Sponge Bob and the urchins. I'll bet Schultz will remember that experience!

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  21. Hi, Sherry! I hope you will stop by to claim the award I have nominated you for. Have an AWESOME day!

    Susanne
    PUTTING WORDS DOWN ON PAPER

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