I looked at that kid. "What do you mean, 'you're going outside to get dinner'? I'm making dinner right now. Inside."
He shook his head. "Nope. I'm getting my dinner outside. It's going to be raining tacos."
I looked outside, up into the clear blue sky. "Dude. I'm afraid you're mistaken. I don't see any taco clouds up there."
"Don't worry. I know they're up there." The kid looked really confident about this.
"Okay. How do you know?" I asked.
"Because it said so on YouTube." He shoved his iPod in my face and made me watch a video.
Here it is for your viewing enjoyment:
"I see," I said, after viewing the thing. "If you need any tomatoes on it, let me know. Because I didn't see anything about it raining tomatoes for the tacos. And you need your veggies!"