Mama Diaries

Monday, January 12, 2015

Cuteness Venom

My son, Bubba, was terrorizing his sister. Again. All she wanted to do was sit on the sofa and listen to the music on her iPod.  But the boy kept poking her and kicking her feet.

"Bubba, stop it!" she complained.

The boy wouldn't stop.

This called for parental involvement.  "Bubba, why do you feel it is necessary to poke your sister like that?" I asked.

"I'm just giving her some of my cuteness venom," he said.

"Cuteness venom?" I asked.

"Yeah, Mama.  Sisters don't have enough, so it's up to the brothers to give them some.  She'll be much nicer if I poke her a little more!"

Right.

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    1. Usually. But Bubba is a pretty cute kid.

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  2. Hmmm my poking mine never resulted in anything cute haha

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    1. I can't think of a time poking has ever resulted in anything cute. But apparently Bubba has had other experiences.

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  3. Bubba needs to market his products. (-:

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  4. can't he poke Schultz? Or dad...

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    1. That would be much better. Leave the ladies alone!

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    1. That he is. Maybe he has a future in show business.

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  6. Don't tell my brother about this one.

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    1. Haha! Maybe you should poke him first.

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    1. Only he would come up with something like that!

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  8. Once again, Bubba proves what an awesome imagination he has. You should sign him on as a co-author.

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    1. I really should. He tops even my imagination! (And I have a pretty good one!)

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  9. So that's why my brother used to "beat" me up? Good to know. HAHA!

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    1. I take it, you've had a lot of cuteness venom? ;0)

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  10. And why do I believe he's right? It must be the fact that I had two boys filled with that venom they loved to share.

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    1. Haha! Sounds like there was lots of cuteness venom at your pad!

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    1. Haha! Give him a dose of his own medicine!

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  12. I think she has enough cuteness venom! She doesn't need any more pokes. She'll need repairs.

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    1. We'll have to find the cuteness venom antidote.

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  13. *LOL* That was a cute answer. Hehehe!

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  14. His dialogue was also cute venom mam

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  15. Cute. I would have never ever thought of that reason.

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  16. He's got an answer for everything--maybe he'll be a politician :)

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    1. Oh gosh, I hope he's a good one, if he is!

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  17. I'm thinking she might take his finger right off, before the cuteness venom sets in.

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