"Mama," my ten-year-old son said. "Can we get a pet tiger? Two of them?"
I looked at that kid. "Excuse me?"
"Tigers are cute. And they'd be good house guards," he explained.
"What about Schultz (our German Shepherd)? He's cute. And he's a good watch dog."
Bubba shook his head. "Schultz is too friendly. Tigers would do a better job."
Right. Does anyone know where I can get a "Beware of the Tiger" sign?