Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Schultz's Big Escape
The canine you see in the picture has been a very bad dog! His name is Schultz, and he's our hundred pound German Shepherd.
Yesterday, the beast escaped. Yes. He went missing for over four hours. None of us have any idea of how he did it. My daughter and I had gone to the mall. When we came back, my husband and the beast were missing. My daughter and I assumed the dog with with the husband. But no. When the husband came back, the dog was not with him.
"Um, excuse me," I said. "Where's Schultz?"
My husband looked around. "I don't know. I thought he was with you."
"Nope. Not with me."
Thus commenced the dog search. I stayed home while the search party went out. It's a good thing I did, because while they were out, an unfamiliar car pulled into my driveway. I looked closely, and who do you think I saw? Yes. The giant beast in the back seat, taking up practically the entire back end of the car.
I guess he had wandered into another neighborhood, a ways away, and found another dog to play with. Fortunately, Schultz is a nice dog, and let the other dog's owner put a leash on him, and take him home.
Now Schultz is in the dog house. Literally. Let's just say he'd better not try that stunt, again!
(And what did the cat think of all of this? This picture pretty much sums it up:)