Mama Diaries

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

How to Make Stir Fry

Cooking is not exactly one of my strong points. Mostly, I don't have the time or patience to deal with it. I throw stuff together, and hope for the best.

So, the other day, my husband sent me a video. It  pretty much describes how I operate in the kitchen. I'm sure you'll be amused.





38 comments:

  1. I can make a mean stir fry!
    I can also hit the garbage can.
    And I believe that was vegetable abuse.

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    1. Yes, I believe it was vegetable abuse, too. Even I am not that cruel to vegetables. :)

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  2. Wow! haahaa, the egg bit was mega gross! ..
    I never thought it possible to destroy good ingredients like that :))

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    1. I couldn't believe the toilet part. I mean, seriously? And no, I don't exactly cook like that!

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  3. Dont take any notice Sherry, Many tears ago my edest son was on the phone to his girl friend, hubby was putting a new picture on the wall, the girl said to my son "What's that noise?" my son wittingly said "Oh that's dad hammering the lumps out of mums gravy" I never lived that down and even now if they were speaking to me I would be reminded of it.
    Loved the post.
    Yvonne.

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    1. I can just imagine one of my kids saying that!

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  4. Sorry about the spelling mistakes I can't spell either.....lol
    Yvonne.

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    1. No worries. Sometimes my fingers go faster than my brain, and I mess up, too. (Or are my fingers slower than my brain?) :)

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  5. I call it fusion cooking,... when you fuse everything you have into a fried meal :)

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  6. Someone made a video of my husband's cooking!

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    1. Haha! I can just imagine the state of the kitchen when he's finished making a meal!

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  7. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to have a coughing fit. I especially like the toilet. I'm sure you're a better cook than you think you are.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Please don't hurt yourself on account of this post!

      It is kind of funny, though. Glad you got a good laugh out of it.

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  8. Hey! I didn't know I was being recorded!

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    1. Haha! Sounds like you're a great chef, too!

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  9. lol whatever gets the job done, although blah to the mess

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  10. Oh my goodness...and I thought I wasn't much of a cook... lol... I'm actually a good good... I just don't enjoy it... haha...

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    1. I do well when I try. I don't like cleaning up, though. But nobody else will do it for me. ;)

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  11. This was too funny. I tend to be a bit of an impatient cook- which id why I rarely do it! :)
    ~Jess

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    1. I need a fairy godmother to do it. Or someone who really likes to cook and clean up afterwards!

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  12. My mom is attempting to teach me to cook long distance, since she never taught me when I lived with her. I think she didn't want me messing up her kitchen but she doesn't care if I trash my own. The saint that is Janie Junebug ordered me a slow cooker so that I can actually stand a chance at cooking.

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    1. That is so nice of Janie! You can make some good meals in a slow cooker.

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  13. Humm the noodles looks fresh and could not control salivating.

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  14. Egads! That was...uh...aggressive? I suppose I feel lucky my husband does the cooking and I don't have to clean the floor afterward.

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    1. Lucky you! My husband is a pretty good cook. But I almost always have to clean up after him when he does it.

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    1. This may be a new diet idea. View this video and you'll never want to eat again! ;0)

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  16. Hahaha! This is hilarious, Sherry! Love your sense of humour, dear! xoxo

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    1. My husband found it. He's the one with the really crazy sense of humor!

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  17. Ha! That was more ambitious than me though. :)

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    1. More ambitious than me, too. I don't think I would've had the time or patience to add all those ingredients!

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  18. I hear not everyone likes to cook or bake. I even read that some use things called, microwaves.

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  19. This person must have been trying to get rid of A LOT OF FRUSTRATIONS, Yikes.

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