Mama Diaries

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Mama Kong

The other day, I was sitting at the kitchen table doing some work. My son was in the other room playing with his remote control helicopter. It didn't take him long to navigate to where I was. He maneuvered the helicopter into a position just above where I was sitting.

I bet you can't guess what happened. Yes. The downdraft from the helicopter caused my papers to fly off the table.

"Bubba!" I said. "Get that thing out of here!"

He laughed while I scrambled to get everything back in order. Once everything was in place, I took a deep breath and resumed my work.

Five minutes later, the boy was back. I anchored everything down, because I knew what was coming. Sure enough, Mister Annoying Pilot maneuvered his air craft above my work space. Without looking up, I reached and grabbed that thing right out of the sky.

I looked over at my boy. He was clearly in shock.

"Have you ever heard of King Kong?" I asked.

He nodded. "The giant ape that knocks airplanes out of the sky?"

"Yep," I said. "Guess what?"

He shrugged. "What?"

"I'm Mama Kong. And this helicopter is now out of commission!"

43 comments:

  1. How dare he test the Mama Kong! ;-)

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    1. He should know better by now!

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    2. Saya sangat bersyukur atas rahmat yg diberikan kepada saya dibulan ini karna alhamdulillah melalui MBAH RAWAIRE saya sekaran sudah bisa sukses atas nomor yg diberikan kepada saya dan saya yg dulunya cuma seorang TKW dari singapur yg gajinya tidak pernah mencukupi kebutuhan keluarga saya dikampun dan alhamdulillah berkat bantuan MBAH RAWAIRE kini saya sudah bisa pulang kampun,saya bersama keluarga dikampun sudah punya usaha sendiri dan saya tidak pernah menyanka kalau saya bisah seperti ini,jika anda ingin seperti saya silahkan hubungi MBAH RAWAIRE di nomor 085-316-106-111...karna alhamdulillah saya menan nomor togel dari MBAH dan kalau uang indonesia 750 juta,,ini bukan rekayasa dari saya dari IBU RISKA.untuk lebih lenkapnya silahkan buka SITUS MBAH RAWAIRE












      Saya sangat bersyukur atas rahmat yg diberikan kepada saya dibulan ini karna alhamdulillah melalui MBAH RAWAIRE saya sekaran sudah bisa sukses atas nomor yg diberikan kepada saya dan saya yg dulunya cuma seorang TKW dari singapur yg gajinya tidak pernah mencukupi kebutuhan keluarga saya dikampun dan alhamdulillah berkat bantuan MBAH RAWAIRE kini saya sudah bisa pulang kampun,saya bersama keluarga dikampun sudah punya usaha sendiri dan saya tidak pernah menyanka kalau saya bisah seperti ini,jika anda ingin seperti saya silahkan hubungi MBAH RAWAIRE di nomor 085-316-106-111...karna alhamdulillah saya menan nomor togel dari MBAH dan kalau uang indonesia 750 juta,,ini bukan rekayasa dari saya dari IBU RISKA.untuk lebih lenkapnya silahkan buka SITUS MBAH RAWAIRE

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  2. Then daddy is King if you're Kong? :)

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    1. He says he's the king, so that must be right. ;0)

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  3. Mama Kong... I like that. I can only imagine the look on his face :)

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    1. I don't think he was expecting that!

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  4. haha Don't mess with Mama Kong

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  5. You certainly had an answer for your son this time round.
    Bet life in your household is wonderful.
    Yvonne.

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    1. It gets a little crazy sometimes, but it's good!

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  6. Good for you. That is not allowed. He shouldn't have laughed at his own misbehavior causing you extra work. Franklin knows better than to mess with my projects.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Mama Kong doesn't tolerate nonsense like that!

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  8. He should have gotten into trouble for ath idiocy. If it was an accident, no problem, but deliberately upsetting your work...

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    1. His plane was confiscated. He won't be bothering Mama and her work any more!

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  9. I'm unsure if it was supposed to be funny or show actual scolding, but it somehow managed to be perfectly both!

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    1. I use a lot of humor to get my point across. It seems to work.

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  10. Ha ha this time Mama Kong proved cleverer than Babbu.

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  11. I remember what it was like being a little boy being evil with a toy. I bet he was having a great time right up until the end.

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    1. Heehee. Mama's patience only goes so far.

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  12. Ha ha. I would've done the same thing. Go, Mama Kong.

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  13. "It was the helicopter which caused the papers to fly off the table."
    "No, twas beauty killed the papers."
    "What? Are you kidding? It was the helicopter. What the heck were YOU lookin' at?"

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    1. Mama had to outsmart the Bubba again!

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  15. Mama Kong rocks! Happy Sunday, dear! xoxo

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    1. Thanks, Shirley. Hope you had a great weekend.

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  16. Nicely done! At least you didn't celebrate by climbing the Empire State Building and beating your chest.

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  17. *LOL* Great work, Mama Kong! Have a lovely week.

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    1. Thank you! Hope you have a great week, too!

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  18. Hurray for Mama Kong! Nice literary lesson for the boy.

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    1. Maybe he'll remember not to fly his aircrafts near working people.

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