My eleven-year-old son came in from playing outside. He didn't look so good.
"Dude, what's wrong?" I asked.
He sat down in his chair and shook his head. "Mama, I had a really bad idea."
"You? A bad idea?" I wondered what it could've been.
"Yeah. I drank Coke with Mentos and then jumped up and down on a trampoline."
I nodded. "Yep. That's not one of your better ideas. How do you feel?"
"Like I just ate undercooked broccoli without butter."
So, ladies and gentlemen, I would highly advise not drinking Coke with Mentos and then jumping on a trampoline. Learn from the boy!