Yesterday, was Cinco de Mayo - a big party day for Americans and the fine folks in Mexico. (Personally I think it's just an excuse to drink a lot of alcohol.) Anyway, my son learned about this day in school. But before he did, he had to take a test to see what he already knew. Here's how that went:
Question: What does Cinco de Mayo mean?
My Son's Answer: Hold the Mayo.
Question: What does Cinco de Mayo celebrate?
My Son's Answer: The glorious existence of mayonnaise.
So there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Cinco de Mayo is all about mayonnaise. Bet you had no idea!
Before I go, I'd like to wish all moms a very Happy Mother's Day! (We celebrate here in the United States this Sunday.)