Identity Problem

I knew it was going to be a strange day when my son began "chasing his tail" first thing in the morning. That's right. He was chasing his tail. A paper fake dollar bill served as his tail, and he was spinning around in circles trying to get it. Then he stuck his tongue out and started panting.

I tried to ignore it, but that was honestly a little hard to do.

The real fun began later in the afternoon when we were walking through a parking lot. The crazy animal began licking my arm! There I was , packages in one hand and my son's hand in the other, getting licked.

"Wait a minute!" I said. "You're not a dog! Quit licking my arm!"

"Woof!" He said.

I sure hope my boy returns tomorrow!