My husband discovered the zombie app on his android today.
"Woman," he said. "Come here."
"What?" I asked as I walked over.
"Say cheese."
He took my picture with the android. Then he pressed a few buttons. A minute later, I heard some weird breathing sounds coming from the device.
"What the heck?" I said. I looked at the screen of the android. My face had been transformed into a zombie. I had blood running down my face, a hideous complexion, and evil eyes. My husband stuck his finger on the screen next to my "mouth" and I started chomping on his finger.
"It looks just like you."
Last week I was depicted as a fire-breathing dragon. This week a finger-munching zombie. What next?
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