We had a fly zooming around the house for several days. It was one of those bugs that had a knack for outwitting every fly swatter and killing mechanism unleashed on it.
"Mama," my son said a couple of days ago, "that fly is immortal."
"Seems that it is," I said.
Well, the immortal fly finally met his match. Last night, the boy came out of the bathroom with a huge grin plastered on his face. "Guess what?"
"What?" I asked.
"The immortal fly is dead. My stench killed it!"
I believe it - boys know how to give off an odor.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bubba gives off some potent ones! ;0)
DeleteHooray for stinky boys!
ReplyDeleteYes! They make good bug exterminators!
DeleteAt least it didn't end up in his ear.
ReplyDeleteEwww! There's no way I would've wanted to get out my tweezers and dig a fly out of Bubba's ear!
DeleteGood for your son's stench. saves money of fly killers.
ReplyDeleteYes. And Bubba's stench is probably better for the environment than a can of Raid! ;0)
DeleteEnergy saver.
ReplyDeleteYes. Stinky boys come in handy once in a while!
Deletenow, that's a lethal weapon
ReplyDeleteGlad I wasn't the fly!
DeleteHaha! That's a good one.
ReplyDeleteBubba can tell his grandchildren about the day he killed the fly with his stench. ;0)
DeleteThere was once a fly trapped in my house for days too. And what did I do? Write a children's book about it for my nephews. Haha!
ReplyDeleteI bet they loved it!
DeleteThat's funny, Sherry. We've had flies that seemed like they were Lazuruses . You swat them, they act dead and then they come back to life when you're not looking!
ReplyDeleteFlies can be pretty tricky!
DeleteThe great fly killer
ReplyDeleteHe is an awesome fly killer!
DeletePatent that boy's stench!
ReplyDeleteIf I can figure out how to bottle it, I will! ;0)
DeleteLOL I've had dogs snap them and kill them, but that's the first time I've heard of one being exterminated by stench.
ReplyDeleteLife & Faith in Caneyhead
Only at my pad!
DeleteI'm willing to donate soap, perfume, and air freshener. If the smell is worse than dog poo, which flies swarm to, I'm terrified for your nose.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Believe me, I opened the window and aired out the place, then put in a Bath and Body Works air freshener! I didn't want to die, too! ;0)
DeleteI wonder if he can repel palmetto bugs.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I'll send him over and you can find out.
Delete*LOL* I hope everyone took that as a warning to stay away from the bathroom for a while!
ReplyDeleteYes. That bathroom needed an overhaul once he got out of it! ;0)
DeleteThat is so boy! Love it. #bowsheadforfly
ReplyDeleteHe reveled in his own stench!
DeleteNow we know the secret to killing pesky flies lol
ReplyDeleteThe things you learn at my pad! ;0)
DeleteThat's funny. I laughed when I read it. I wasn't expecting that ending at all.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Bubba to come up with something like that!
DeleteHa ha mam what a laughable story.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be able to hire him out to kill flies everywhere
ReplyDeleteI bet he could make millions doing it!
DeleteHahaha...just like a boy!
ReplyDeleteHe's 100% boy!
DeleteSo funny! At least he acknowledges that he needs a bath...
ReplyDeleteYes - and that he can trash a bathroom after doing his business!
DeleteI'd give him ten points for that job! ;0)
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