Last night, after I had showered and gotten into my pajamas, my son decided to follow me around snapping rapid pictures of me with his iPod camera.
"Dude, do you really have to do that?"
"Yeah, Mama. These are going to be perfect!"
"Perfect for what?" This sounded like trouble.
"The horror video I'm going to post on YouTube!"
"The what?" I couldn't believe it. "No! You are not posting any pictures of me on YouTube! You delete all of those, right now!"
"But, Mama, this would be so awesome!" He showed me the pictures. I looked like some kind of scary shadowy figure moving around the house. "You look like Slenderman!"
Uh, right. Probably more like Slendermama! (And no, ladies and gentleman, there are no horror videos of me on YouTube so don't bother looking!)
Better Slendermama than Fatmama...
ReplyDeleteTrue!
DeleteIf he made you scary, then at least you know he has a future in photography. He knows just how to catch the right angles and might.
ReplyDeleteHaha! But the way I looked, it wasn't too difficult to make me look scary! ;0)
DeleteShucks! I wanted to see that horror video. ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Maybe next time. ;0)
DeleteAh the wonderful world of social media. At least it makes a change from all of those photies of various friends little darlings.
ReplyDeleteYou never know what's going to be posted on social media!
DeleteHahaha!!! Sherry, this is hilarious. Oh the joys of social media!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I asked what he was going to do with those pictures. I would've gone nuclear if he had posted them!
DeleteNo video, no pictures. Boy oh boy.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. I know you are very disappointed. ;0)
DeleteI know, right?
DeleteIf any of us did that to our mother we would have to kiss our ass goodbye. Witness Protection couldn't save me or my siblings. Great job securing the evidence mama.
ReplyDeleteIt was a close one. ;0)
DeleteHorror video + pictures of you = HAHAHA! I love your kiddo. Too funny...
ReplyDeleteIt would've been one scary Sherry!
DeleteOh the horror!! LOL. He sounds like a great kiddo. Think he'll be a movie producer when he's older?
ReplyDeleteWho knows what he'll be. He's interested in so many things. Personally, I think he'll be a video game designer.
DeleteWonderful story Sherry, great son you have there.
ReplyDeleteHe's quite a character!
DeleteMy kids are doing the YouTube thing too. Making videos and such. Amazing what they can do with a tablet camera and a PC or iMac.
ReplyDeleteIt is amazing!
DeleteI want to see it. Let the kid post it.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
No. I'm putting my foot down on this one, and you, blog mom, will see no such horrifying picture of me. ;0)
DeleteOh! Your poor ego. At least he didn't post it.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Yes. It would've been so embarrassing to see it posted on YouTube!
Deletelol sure have to be careful. Hey, maybe you'd get a million views, nothing wrong with that
ReplyDeleteSure. Then they'd buy my Grouchy Mama book. Maybe that would've been a good thing. ;0)
DeleteAt least he was honest with what he was going to do with them
ReplyDeleteYes! I would've been appalled if I had found those pictures in a YouTube video!
DeleteMe curious to see that photos: Slendermama.
ReplyDeleteYou won't be seeing any Slendermama videos! Sorry!
DeleteAnd we now all want to see that video--you are killing your son's artistic creativity, you know, but denying him this one opportunity :)
ReplyDeleteBad me!
DeleteOh my goodness! Your son is too funny! At least he used the word slender in his horror comparison. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yes. One positive thing came out of it. ;0)
DeleteHey, I'd watch that video, Sherry!
ReplyDeleteLove creativity!
You and about a million other people! No way! ;0)
DeleteLOL. Good luck on your horror movie debut.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Maybe I have a future in the movie business after all!
DeleteYour son is too cute. : )
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