My son, Bubba, was terrorizing his sister. Again. All she wanted to do was sit on the sofa and listen to the music on her iPod. But the boy kept poking her and kicking her feet.
"Bubba, stop it!" she complained.
The boy wouldn't stop.
This called for parental involvement. "Bubba, why do you feel it is necessary to poke your sister like that?" I asked.
"I'm just giving her some of my cuteness venom," he said.
"Cuteness venom?" I asked.
"Yeah, Mama. Sisters don't have enough, so it's up to the brothers to give them some. She'll be much nicer if I poke her a little more!"
Right.
HA! Plus poking is great fun! ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf you're the poker! ;0)
DeleteUsually the girls are cuter though.
ReplyDeleteUsually. But Bubba is a pretty cute kid.
DeleteHmmm my poking mine never resulted in anything cute haha
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a time poking has ever resulted in anything cute. But apparently Bubba has had other experiences.
DeleteBubba needs to market his products. (-:
ReplyDeleteHe'd be a millionaire! ;0)
Deletecan't he poke Schultz? Or dad...
ReplyDeleteThat would be much better. Leave the ladies alone!
DeleteBubba, no. Cut it out.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I'll tell him you said to stop. ;0)
DeleteBubba is an entertainer.
ReplyDeleteThat he is. Maybe he has a future in show business.
DeleteBWAHAHAHA...I love that kid.
ReplyDeleteMe too. :0)
DeleteDon't tell my brother about this one.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Maybe you should poke him first.
DeleteYou've got to admire the logic.
ReplyDeleteOnly he would come up with something like that!
DeleteOnce again, Bubba proves what an awesome imagination he has. You should sign him on as a co-author.
ReplyDeleteI really should. He tops even my imagination! (And I have a pretty good one!)
DeleteSo that's why my brother used to "beat" me up? Good to know. HAHA!
ReplyDeleteI take it, you've had a lot of cuteness venom? ;0)
DeleteAnd why do I believe he's right? It must be the fact that I had two boys filled with that venom they loved to share.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Sounds like there was lots of cuteness venom at your pad!
DeleteBubba may get a whack
ReplyDeleteHaha! Give him a dose of his own medicine!
DeleteI think she has enough cuteness venom! She doesn't need any more pokes. She'll need repairs.
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to find the cuteness venom antidote.
Delete*LOL* That was a cute answer. Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteHe always has good ones, doesn't he?
DeleteAhhhhh dang. That was too good!!
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too.
DeleteBest. Venom. Ever.
ReplyDeleteYou are so right!
DeleteHis dialogue was also cute venom mam
ReplyDeleteHaha! Glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteCute. I would have never ever thought of that reason.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I would've, either.
DeleteHe's got an answer for everything--maybe he'll be a politician :)
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, I hope he's a good one, if he is!
DeleteI'm thinking she might take his finger right off, before the cuteness venom sets in.
ReplyDeleteOh, my. What an answer.
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