"Mama," my ten-year-old son said. "Did you know moose fat makes things taste better?"
I nearly choked on my roast beef sandwich when I heard that news. "No, Bubba. I had no idea."
"It's true. There's a Canadian Survival show that says if you add moose fat to anything, it'll taste better."
"Does it work on Brussels sprouts?" I asked.
Bubba shrugged. "Probably." He paused for a second and then added, "You should add it to your recipes. I bet it would make the food you cook taste much better."
Uh. Okay.
Ouch! You'll have to remind him of that fact when you bake a cake or cookies and see if he wants moose fat in them. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! I'll have to try that!
DeleteThat was a zinger. Tell him he needs to go bag a moose first.
ReplyDeleteKnowing him, he'll do it!
DeleteOh dear Sherry! certainly knows how to cheer his mother,
ReplyDeleteMy son made a joke about my cooking and it still being talked about in the family.
Yvonne.
I can relate. My husband is still joking about the time I left the wrapper on the ham and baked it. That was thirteen years ago!
DeleteHope he never finds a moose to get the fat out of.
ReplyDeleteWe'll keep him in the south, and that should prevent him from finding some moose.
DeleteGood luck finding a moose to get some fat lol
ReplyDeleteSo you're Canadian. What's your though on moose fat? ;0)
DeleteNo judgement here. I consider it a successful dinner when there aren't any fires and there isn't any food poisoning.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I hear you!
DeleteYou can always give him Canadian Bacon in his brussel sprouts.;-)
ReplyDeleteClose enough!
DeleteBubba is as snarky as ever, I see... XD
ReplyDeleteThings don't change much around here!
DeleteHaha! I love kids. They keep us sooooo grounded ... sometimes, they smash us to the ground. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm always getting smashed to the ground!
DeleteLOL Kids are awesome!
ReplyDeleteThey're really funny, that's for sure!
Deletehide all the moose from him!
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be tough. I have at least five sitting in my kitchen. ;0)
DeleteMoose fat? LOL. What next?
ReplyDeleteThat brain never stops working, hey?
It's on overdrive!
DeleteI'm making a note of this in my recipe file. Does Bubba know where I can find a moose?
ReplyDeleteTry going to Alaska!
DeleteSo where do we get the moose from? I need Bubba's help finding one!
ReplyDeleteAlaska would be a good place. But if you don't want to shoot your own, I'd go to Jungle Jims in Cincinnati. That place has every bizarre food imaginable!
DeleteNow Bubba needs to go on an adventure to find a moose!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be fun?
DeleteFor some it's bacon, for others it's olive oil. Maybe Bubba's favorite condiment will be moose fat.
ReplyDeleteGood luck finding it in stores!
DeleteI don't think I'll be adding moose fat to my Brussels sprouts anytime soon. I like mine with butter or bacon. : )
ReplyDeleteDon't you just loving the honesty. Alas I'm such a disaster in the kitchen that I doubt even moose fat could improve matters.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I doubt moose fat would help any of my catastrophes, either!
DeleteI guess moose fat would solve many problems!
ReplyDeleteI suppose. I guess you'd just have to try it.
Delete*shudder* Don't believe everything you hear, eh? I thought love made everything better.
ReplyDeleteI guess is you need to survive, moose fat will help you do it.
DeleteMoose fat ? lol, Bubba is cool :)
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