Mama Diaries

Friday, November 30, 2012

Captured Cookies

Today I made about three dozen chocolate chip cookies.  After they had cooled, I put them in a tupperware container and left them on the counter.  Then I went off to work.  When I came back, the cookies were gone.  In their place, was a note that said:  "If you want to see your cookies alive, you must bake five dozen more and leave them on the kitchen table."

I knew Schultz didn't write that note, and neither did the bird.  There was only one person in the house who could've written it:  My husband.  

I marched into his office.  "Excuse me.  Did you kidnap my cookies?"

He gave me his Mr. Innocent look.

"Don't give me that look," I said. "I know you kidnapped my cookies!"

"Well, you never make any for me.  You always give them away," he retorted.  "And if you let me have any, they're always the reject broken ones!"

"Yeah, so?" I said.  "That doesn't mean you can just kidnap my cookies!"

"You're not getting them back!"

Grrr.  I'm going to report this incident to the cookie police, because I sure don't feel like baking five dozen more!



16 comments:

  1. Hehe! He shouldn't have kidnapped the cookies, but I can sympathize too. We've always complained that my mom makes all these great desserts and food we like but instead of making them for us, she's taking them to a bake sale or church or some other event and we never get any of it because there is never any left.

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    1. My family hates when I do that! This time, however, I baked the cookies for them. LOL!

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  2. I used to beg for the cookie dough. :)

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  3. LOL, I can relate. I have cookies mysteriously disappear every time I bake some. I must say that I've never had a cookie ransom note left. That is a new one.

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    1. The last time my cookies disappeared, there was a "num num num" note left in the container!

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  4. hahaha hide them away and eat them on his own time, sounds like a good idea. Don't free the cookies!

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    1. Yeah, except this time, the cookies were for him (and my kids)!

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  5. I kind of emphathize with your husband. My husband gives me the same old sad song. And I thought about it, and it's true. I never make cookies just for him!!

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    1. That is how I usually operate, but this time I made the cookies for my family!

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  6. Are you absolutely positive it wasn't Schultz? He seems unusually intelligent to me, and he might have pinned the blame on your husband with the note you thought a dog couldn't write.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I'm thinking they probably colaborated! my husband wrote the note, and Schultz helped eat them. LOL!

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  7. Ha ha! "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!" So you'd better whip up more cookies! :-D

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    1. That's what my mom always told me. LOL!

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