Rotten Tomatoes

First of all, I thought German Shepherds had good noses.  Second of all, I thought German Shepherds were supposed to be smart.

I don't know, but I think our German Shepherd is on the short end of the stick when it comes to those two things.

Today, I found him scrounging in my garden.  I hadn't cleaned up the old tomato plants yet, and there was a plethora of rotten tomatoes on the ground.  My dumb dog found a few and started chowing down.

"Beast!" I hollared.  "Get those out of your mouth.  Yuck!"

He didn't listen.  And I sure as heck wasn't going to stick my hand in his mouth to pull out a rotten tomato.

I few minutes later, I found him heaving in the corner of the yard.  He was puking up rotten tomatoes.

"See, you stupid dog.  You should've listened."

I guess I should go clean up the rotten apples.  Those will be next.