My German Shepherd is a barbarian.
Today, I heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom. Puzzled, I went over to investigate. What do you think I saw? A hairy creature with a big bushy tail . I didn't see his head, because his head was in the toilet. The strange sound was the sound of water being slurped.
"Schultz! Get your head out of the toilet right now!" I bellowed.
He turned around. Toilet water was dripping from his jowels.
"You disgusting varmint! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
He licked his chops and looked at me. He wasn't ashamed of himself at all. He just trotted off to find more trouble.
What am I ever going to do with him?