My eleven-year-old daughter really does not want to move! She has a lot of friends, and she's also been very involved with dancing here. After hanging out in her room for a while, she finally emerged with a paper in her hand.
"I'm making copies of this and taping it to every door in the house," she announced.
I looked at the paper. It was a sign. And here's what it said:
This house is filled with
And lots of other scary things.
DO NOT BUY THIS HOUSE
Okay, then. Now who wants to buy my house?