Sometimes I really screw things up. Like yesterday.
I had made sandwiches for my kids' lunches. Nice turkey and cheese sandwiches. Or so I thought. Apparently, I didn't do such a good job, because when my kids came home from school, they asked me the same question: "Mom, why was there paper in my sandwich?"
"Paper?" I asked. "There was paper in your sandwich?" It just couldn't be!
Yes, it could. When I added the cheese, the stupid paper that they put between the slices in the package, stuck. I had given my kids turkey, cheese, paper sandwiches.
I had to do some quick thinking. "Oh, yeah," I said. "Paper. It just adds a little flavor!"