Today we had to take the cat and the dog to the vet. Let me tell you about that.
The dog went in one room. The cat went into the other.
The dog was first. He had to get his kennel cough vaccination which is a spray up the nose. Well, the doctor sprayed, and the dog sneezed -all over the doctor's glasses.
After the dog was done, he went back to the waiting room, where he promptly peed all over the floor. Ugh!
Then it was the cat's turn. Well, the cat had a tapeworm piece stuck to his rear end. That wasn't good. So he got a shot for the tapeworm infestation. Then they took a stool sample. When they brought him back to the room, he let out a huge fart that stunk so bad I thought I'd vomit.
The doctor proceeded to inspect the fecal samples of both animals. "Mom, there are three doctors inspecting the poop!" my son exclaimed.
"Must be a lot of poop to inspect," I replied.
The doctor came back with the report: "The dog is fine. The cat has round worms."
Meanwhile the cat let out another stinky fart. This time it stunk up the entire office.
Someone made the comment, "That cat sure has problems!"
So now I've paid over a thousand dollars for that darn stray cat, and then he went and pooped in the crate. Some thanks I got! Peeeeeeew!!!!