Mama Diaries

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Schultz's New Trick

"Mom," my eleven-year-old daughter said. "We have to teach Schultz (our German Shepherd) how to drive a car."

"What?"  I asked.  I wondered where this came from.

"Schultz is almost 16 years old," she explained.

"He's two and a half," I said.

"Yeah, that's equivalent to 16 in human years. It's time for him to learn how to drive!"

I shook my head.  "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! He's a dog.  And dogs don't drive cars!"

"Wrong, Mom!  It's on Youtube!"

She dragged me to the computer and showed me a video:



Seriously?  So now, I not only have to worry about teaching my kids to drive, I have to worry about teaching the dog!  Oy!





38 comments:

  1. I bet Schultz would be a quick learner (-:

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  2. That video - it's just too much! Hilarious! Could you imagine the looks Schultz would get?

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  3. LOL, dogs driving was all over the new a couple of weeks ago. It was some kind of promotional thing for pound dogs, I think. They were shifting and everything! But hmmm, do you think Schultz could pass the written test?

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  4. I guess soon we'll have an obesity problem with dogs too since they'll be driving everywhere instead of walking? :) Great post.

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    1. Haha! We'll have to cut back on the kibbles.

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  5. I don't think you have to worry, Schultz would eat the car first haha

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  6. Speaking as one whose 16 year old just got her license, I think it would do me in if I had to go through it one more time, even with a dog~

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    1. Ha! Okay. I'll send Schultz your way, and you can train him!

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  7. Train them right and you can just sit in the backseat and enjoy the ride!

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  8. Ha! That dog is such a dope, he doesn't know the steering wheel is on the wrong side.

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  9. I hope Schultz drives you straight to my door.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. That would be nice! Then I could chat with you, and he could play with Z boys!

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  10. Gotta watch what you see on YouTube...it could be dangerous :)

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  11. Just tell them he didn't pass the eye exam! hahaha - This one just cracks me up:)

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    1. Haha! Then we'll have to get Schultz glasses.

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  12. Dogs learning how to drive? Whoa, watch out for the speeding tickets.:)

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    1. Yeah. Especially if he spots a squirrel!

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  13. I just recently saw a dog on David Letterman riding a bike... Ehhh. But a dog driving a car... Impressive !
    Thanks for the follow and the sweet comment ;)

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  14. That is hilarious! I love it!
    Happy Valentine's Day, Sherry!

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    1. Maybe we can get your dog and Schultz together to learn!

      Happy Valentine's Day to you, too!

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  15. Oh, yes! I can teach my dog to drive and sit in the back seat to enjoy the ride!

    Nas

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    1. I'd be a nervous wreck leaving my safety in the hands of my psycho German Shepherd!

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  16. Oh my!! Too funny!!
    Happy Love Day!

    Nonny
    www.notionsfromnonny.blogspot.com

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