Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement: I have been promoted to "Expert Chicken Cooker." Exciting, isn't it?
How did I get this high honor? Well, let me tell you.
Last night, my husband walked into the kitchen after I had taken a roasted chicken out of the oven. It was sitting for a few minutes before I cut it. He took a look and sniffed it. "Woman, that there looks like a pretty darn good chicken!"
"Thanks," I said.
"You're getting good at roasting those things!" he added.
My daughter overheard him. "Yeah. That's because the only thing Mom makes is chicken."
Bubba chimed in, "Mama is a Chicken-Cooker Expert!"
What can I say? Practice makes perfect!
(Do you think I should add this skill on my LinkedIn profile?)