Hey, everybody. I'm back! My family and I have moved to Georgia and are fairly settled. Most of the last couple of weeks has been spent standing in lines. I've got some good stories to tell about that! The zoo creatures arrived safely. Sort of. Our last hermit crab decided to shed his shell and promptly died two days later. So now we're down to only three pets: a dog, a cat, and a frog. Not much of a zoo! (Fortunately we didn't have to duct tape the cat to the roof of the car. Kitty Prozac worked just fine.) I'll share some stories in the next couple of days, and then I'll get back to the business of my daily insanity. I really missed you guys!
Okay. So to get started, I just had to do this anti-blog hop:
A blog hop in honor of Mr. anti-blog hop himself, Gary at Klahanie. He's the best Anti-Challenge Spokesperson ever!
Hosted by Mark “Madman” Koopmans, Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, “Life is Good” Tina, Rockin’ Robyn Engel and Morgan “The Morg” Shamy.
The rules are *very* simple. Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two.
Blogfests I would never join:
1. Worst Place to Take a Dump: The smelliest, most unsanitary, most completely disgusting place you've ever had to relieve yourself in.
2. The Vomit Comet: Worst amusement park rides ever!
3. The Boring Blogfest: So boring, there's nothing to write about.
What do you think? Would you want to join such awful blog hops?
LOL, Sherry... those are awful blogfests!ReplyDelete
And holy move to Georgia... moving is so horrendous! I hope you feel fully settled soon! And kitty Prozac? Hahaha... there's definitely a story there!
Yes, kitty Prozac is definitely a story! ;0)Delete
HA! Those first two are even too TMI to ME and I pretty much will share anything. Though there was this one place... No, never mind.ReplyDelete
Ha! Oh, come on, I want to hear about it! Not.Delete
These are great. The first one.... I think I've been there.... in bad outhouse Montana. Ha. No thanks. Not again. :)ReplyDelete
glad you are back and getting settled in---i would have to agree on these blogs haha :)ReplyDelete
It takes a while, so I'm still a little off my schedule, but we're getting settled.Delete
As.a.guy I.see lots of potwntial here. I.think the first two are a go!ReplyDelete
Yes, guys would like those first two. :)Delete
Vomit comet! That's awesome.ReplyDelete
Sorry about the crab. And just think of the looks you would've received had the cat been duct taped to the roof of your car.
I could just imagine how silly that would've looked driving down the road with a cat on my car!Delete
Gross... and Disney World... right outside it's a small world ride... and well that is enough!ReplyDelete
The Blog-fest that make me want to say "NO"...
New Look, New Name and Same Stuff...
I definitely don't want to hear about the ride at Disney World! Gross!Delete
Welcome back! (And welcome to Georgia!)ReplyDelete
Good ones! (I say that much like Bubba might say it after someone belches the alphabet or blasts a particularly impressive fart.) I'm especially impressed with the vomit comet...
Bubba would probably participate in those first two blog fests!Delete
I'm seeing a lot of poop and vomit at this party. It's all good, so long as I don't have to clean anything up. Great, awful list, Sherry.ReplyDelete
Thanks for joining the Gary-fest.
We're all just a bunch of potty mouths, aren't we? :0)Delete
I'm glad you're settling in! Georgia's great, but not quite as awesome as Florida.ReplyDelete
I've seen this blogfest floating around, and goodness, it sounds like fun, but sanity comes first, eh? Cant' bite off more than I can chew. (Unless it's cheese.)
I really liked Florida when I lived there. Georgia, I'm still not sure about.Delete
Great blogfest suggestions I'd never join! And welcome back. Happy to hear you're settling in. I'm certain your zoo will grow again.ReplyDelete
Great to be back. I'm not sure about the zoo growing back. I'm kind of petted out.Delete
So nice to see you back! I've got a lot to share in those blogfests..lol just kidding.ReplyDelete
I bet you do!Delete
The Boring Blogest...You know, that kinda twangs my curiosity. I'd probably HAVE to go over to see if it REALLY is that boring! After all, I'm just that nosey that way, heh heh.ReplyDelete
Ha! Good one!Delete
Glad all is well at your cell. Boring blogfest, I could do math?ReplyDelete
That would be perfect!Delete
Good ones! Congrats on the move, sorry about the crab, and why didn't you duct tape? We're all allergic to cats around here...ReplyDelete
Tina @ Life is Good
My husband really wanted to do duct tape. I figured it would probably hurt the cat when we ripped it off. ;)Delete
I'm sorry about the crab. :(ReplyDelete
I can imagine all the moving stories you have. I can't wait to read them.
I wouldn't join those blogfests.
I'm glad you and I are on the same page!Delete
Bet lots of stories will be coming soon. Do I pass the boring test?ReplyDelete
Boring? You? No way!Delete
Ha! Those are too funny! Glad you all are settled in and the cat none the worse for the wear. Looking forward tot he stories to come~ReplyDelete
Once I get my act together, I'll start posting regularly.Delete
Dumps and boring? No thanks!ReplyDelete
Glad you agree!Delete
You kinda made me sick just thinking about #2, and you don't want to hear about my number 1!
Sorry. I thought I'd come back with a bang!Delete
All 'fests that should be and will be avoided! Thanks for the warning that these might someday happen. heheReplyDelete
I hope I didn't give anybody ideas to start one of these!Delete
Glad the move went safely, sorry about the crab. Expect you have so many boxes still to unpack. Look forward to hearing some of the stories.ReplyDelete
Yes, there are still more boxes. It's never-ending!Delete
Having traveled a lot in 3rd world countries, I'm afraid I could participate in the first blogfest... As for the second, it wouldn't be an amusement ride but a flying into the St George Utah airport (the old one on a mesa during a 110 degree afternoon) in a small commuter. Although I was never sick, I don't think I was ever on one of those flights when the thermals were bad (heat rises) that someone didn't get sick. As for the third... Welcome back, glad your move is over, but sorry about the crab's demise. Enjoy the peaches and humidity!ReplyDelete
I bet you have quite a few nauseating stories to share! I need to try a Georgia peach. Haven't quite gotten there yet.Delete
the vomit comet - such a lovely rhyme.....ReplyDelete
Ha. I thought it was pretty good, too. ;)Delete
Congrats on the move. Sorry about the crab. I recently passed through Georgia. I love the nice looking welcome sign.ReplyDelete
I almost missed the welcome sign. I can't even remember what it looked like, I was so tired from the long drive!Delete
Georgia? Makes me think of Georgia On My Mind... what a great song!!ReplyDelete
And those are awful blogfests... especially the Dump... ewwww!
Writer In Transit
I love that song, too. I actually played it on the piano my first day here. :)Delete
Congratulations on the successful trip! Also those are really terrible blogfests, so I love them.ReplyDelete
Sorry for the delay. Ah, the life of a celebrity. Okay, what am I doing? Oh yeah, three outstanding non-choices. Although the first one would be a sitting non-choice and yes, "sitting" is missing the "h"...The second one gives me the sensation of real blogfests. The third one is a reminder of my comment which might make you fall asleep.
Georgia, as in the State and not the country, is all the better for having you folks live there.
Yay to irony! I'm going now.
All hail to you, Gary! You rock!Delete
lol at #1 ewwwwwwwwww! ;)ReplyDelete
and welcome back!!!
Aw, gross, and the worst part, just reading the title takes you there! Funny but definitely not boring!ReplyDelete
Ha! This was a funny blog hop, wasn't it?Delete
Oh my gosh, those sound gross. I have a hard enough time joining a "normal" blog hop LOL!ReplyDelete
I think it would be interesting to have a blog hop with some of these weird things. Hmmm. Kidding!Delete
Oh yes, and congratulations on your move...only one casualty...that's pretty respectable!ReplyDelete
All in all, the move went very well.Delete
I am so very glad your move went well. Sorry about the hermit crab, though. No, I wouldn't join any of those, but then I don't join much online and I don't believe I have ever fested. ;) Can hardly wait to hear some of the travel and move stories!ReplyDelete
I'll start sharing now. I'm still not quite together yet.Delete