Hey, everybody. I'm back! My family and I have moved to Georgia and are fairly settled. Most of the last couple of weeks has been spent standing in lines. I've got some good stories to tell about that! The zoo creatures arrived safely. Sort of. Our last hermit crab decided to shed his shell and promptly died two days later. So now we're down to only three pets: a dog, a cat, and a frog. Not much of a zoo! (Fortunately we didn't have to duct tape the cat to the roof of the car. Kitty Prozac worked just fine.) I'll share some stories in the next couple of days, and then I'll get back to the business of my daily insanity. I really missed you guys!
Okay. So to get started, I just had to do this anti-blog hop:
A blog hop in honor of Mr. anti-blog hop himself, Gary at Klahanie. He's the best Anti-Challenge Spokesperson ever!
Hosted by Mark “Madman” Koopmans, Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, “Life is Good” Tina, Rockin’ Robyn Engel and Morgan “The Morg” Shamy.
The rules are *very* simple. Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two.
Blogfests I would never join:
1. Worst Place to Take a Dump: The smelliest, most unsanitary, most completely disgusting place you've ever had to relieve yourself in.
2. The Vomit Comet: Worst amusement park rides ever!
3. The Boring Blogfest: So boring, there's nothing to write about.
What do you think? Would you want to join such awful blog hops?