Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
Today, my son and I are sporting a new look: Hair noodles. (No, I'm not providing pictures of this new look, because I know they will end up plastered all over the internet!)
"Mama," my son said. "Can I have some spaghetti noodles?"
"What for?" I asked.
"You'll see."
I gave him one of my squinty-eye looks and gave him a few uncooked noodles.
He promptly inserted one into his hair. Somehow it stayed in place. He added another, then another. "I'm a noodle-head, Mama. Do you want to be a noodle-head?"
"Um, not really," I said.
"Bend down. I'm going to add some noodles to your hair."
I knew I wasn't going to get out of this. I stooped down, and he inserted about five noodles into my long tresses.
My boy stepped back to inspect his work. "You look great, Mama. I think it's the best hair style I've ever seen on you!"
Great. (I guess I should be grateful they're not snakes!)
Nice! Does he eat the raw noodles?
ReplyDeleteMy daughter will eat them and Ramen raw if I let her.
I think he may have tried them. Schultz definitely eats raw noodles!
Deletehaha who knew noodles had so many uses. Could start a new trend if you put pics up
ReplyDeleteI'd have to be really inebriated to post pictures of my noodle head. It's not happening! ;)
DeleteI wonder if they could hold together a bun? LOL
ReplyDeleteHmm. Maybe you should try it and let me know. ;0)
DeleteRamen noodles! Yes, have him try those next.
ReplyDeleteI think we should mix them up. Maybe include some elbow noodles, too. ;)
DeleteImagine if you went into the sauna with them!.. or forgot you had them in and went shopping :) you trendsetters you
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That would be quite a picture!
Deletegood thing they weren't cooked! And I don't know if you should be slightly offended by his comment that it was your best hairdo ever :))
ReplyDeleteHis comment went in one ear and out the other. But he's probably right. ;0)
DeleteWell you might just start a new fashion trend!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm afraid of!
DeleteThat's using your noodle.
ReplyDeleteCertainly brings new meaning to the expression!
DeleteYour best look... hahahaha. Maybe your son is going to be an artist. He sees the beauty in things that the rest of us find lacking.
ReplyDeleteHis way of looking at the world is definitely unique!
DeletePlease post photos. Think of them going all over the place as publicity for your books.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Hahaha! I'm not sure that's the publicity I want, but you probably have a point. ;0)
DeleteActually, that is a very good idea! You'd have to use the curly type, and they could be painted. Spaghetti would be bad.
ReplyDeleteHow should we paint them - neon green and pink? ;0)
DeleteAdd some bolognese hair gel for extra body. :))
ReplyDeleteHaha! I'm going to look "smashing" by the time I'm done with everyone's suggestions!
DeleteBubba the hairdresser! If we saw the pictures, they might turn into a fashion trend!
ReplyDeleteThe way kids are these days, it wouldn't surprise me!
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