Last night, after I had showered and gotten into my pajamas, my son decided to follow me around snapping rapid pictures of me with his iPod camera.
"Dude, do you really have to do that?"
"Yeah, Mama. These are going to be perfect!"
"Perfect for what?" This sounded like trouble.
"The horror video I'm going to post on YouTube!"
"The what?" I couldn't believe it. "No! You are not posting any pictures of me on YouTube! You delete all of those, right now!"
"But, Mama, this would be so awesome!" He showed me the pictures. I looked like some kind of scary shadowy figure moving around the house. "You look like Slenderman!"
Uh, right. Probably more like Slendermama! (And no, ladies and gentleman, there are no horror videos of me on YouTube so don't bother looking!)