"Oh my God, Bubba," I said when I saw him. "What happened to you? Are you okay?"
"I got hurt, again," he said.
"Hurt? From the looks of your shirt, you should be in the hospital! Is that blood?"
I made him pull up his shirt so I could see the extent of the damage. When he did, all I saw were a few scratches. Not enough to make all that "blood."
I narrowed my eyes. "That's not blood, is it?"
He grinned. "No. It's cupcake frosting. I dropped a cupcake on my shirt."
And now for a special little surprise: Recently, I performed for a concert at Dragoncon, in Atlanta. Here's a video where you can see me performing the song, Firefly, with a small group. I'm the violist on the far left.