"What?" you're asking. I didn't name it. Bubba did.
Chef Bubba was back in the kitchen working his magic. This little creation involved beef broth and a sweet potato. The boy cooked some spaghetti noodles and dumped them in a pot of beef broth. Then he cut up some celery and carrots and added them to the mix. He seasoned it with pepper, and then added the secret ingredient: a sweet potato.
Amazingly, the boy peeled the thing. But that was where it stopped. After peeling, Bubba tossed the uncut potato into the pot. He let it simmer for a while and then announced that his soup was ready.
I went over to investigate, and saw this sweet potato rising up like an island in the middle of broth.
"Dude," I said. "What's up with the sweet potato? Aren't you going to cut it?"
He shook his head. "No, Mom. This is Dank Meme soup. You never cut the sweet potato when you make Dank Meme soup!"
So, ladies and gentlemen, remember that. Never cut the sweet potato when you make Dank Meme soup!