Mama Diaries

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Alien Mama

Let me begin my first explaining that my son is color-blind.  (This is the reason for the pink teddy bear on his bed.)

Today he came up to me and stuck his face right up to mine.  "Mama, you look like an alien."

"What makes you say that?" I asked.  I thought maybe it had something to do with my duck bill and three eyeballs.

Not quite.  "Your eyes are neon purple with green specks," he said.

"Really?"  I walked over to a mirror for a closer inspection.  They looked rather blue to me.

"Yeah, Mama.  What planet are you from?"

"I thought the same one you're from - Earth."

"No, Mama.  You're not from Earth."  He walked over to the phone and handed it to me.  "You'd better phone home and find out where you're from."

Okay, then.  (So ladies and gentlemen, if I find out what planet I'm from, I'll give you the news update.)

20 comments:

  1. hahahahahaha!!! Was he seeing in some color?

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  2. Whatever planet you're on you seem to be enjoying yourself.

    Sandy

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  3. Maybe when you find your planet, they'll have your lost mind too haha

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  4. People always ask me where I'm from, and I say I'm not from anywhere. Maybe Bubba will figure out where I came from.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. If he does, I'll let you know. I suspect we're from the same planet. ;)

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    1. As soon as I find out, I'll let you know!

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  6. I always knew you had an adventurous life~

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    1. Yeah. I must've arrived on planet earth via spaceship, but since I've lost my mind, I can't remember it. ;0)

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  7. LOL! Too funny! I can't help but think it'd be cool to actually have purple eyes, though... XD

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    1. Yeah. I was thinking I should go find a pair of purple contacts and try out that look! ;)

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  8. LOL! At least it was only the eyes that gave you away, it's not like you sprouted tentacles or a second head :D

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    1. Hahaha! Maybe that's really what's under my skin!

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  9. That son of yours is too funny. I always enjoy stopping by this blog to read your posts.

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