Spring is in the air and it seems to have affected Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd.
I took the beast for a walk today. Half-way through our walk, he spotted a female German Shepherd. (I think she was an old lady, but that didn't seem to matter to Schultz.) She was standing in her driveway, watching us.
Schultz decided to see what he could do to impress the lady. He did his fancy prance in front of her. And he gawked. He couldn't take his eyes off of her. Then he got to the next driveway. Since he was so busy prancing and gawking, he didn't notice that it was slippery asphalt. He slipped and fell flat on his face.
"Schultz, you moron," I said. "That's no way to impress a lady!"
So what did he do? He got up, took a potty break on the lawn, and kept prancing.
What a man!
Haha! Yes indeed! ;)ReplyDelete
The dog has class, doesn't he?Delete
Thank you for the laugh today!ReplyDelete
You're welcome. Glad you enjoyed the story!Delete
Ah, Schultz. You make a great addition to the blogosphere. I would like to meet you and shake your paw.ReplyDelete
I'm sure he'd love to meet you, too!Delete
At least he wasn't embarrassed. I have trouble taking a potty break in public after falling on my face.ReplyDelete
Haha! Yeah, I'd have a problem with that, too! ;)Delete
I wonder what the lady dog thought...ReplyDelete
I can always count on you to cheer me. Thanks.ReplyDelete
Any time! ;)Delete
That is too funny!!!! I too have a German Shepard :)ReplyDelete
I bet you have lots of stories to tell! Thanks for the follow!Delete
*LOL* I think that's the typical guy.ReplyDelete
Yeah - same for dogs as it is humans. ;)Delete
LOL sounds like a typical maleReplyDelete
Would you take a bathroom break after falling on your face in front of a lady?Delete
Haha, too cute! If only it was as easy for us humans to recover from embarrassment like that!ReplyDelete
Ah, to have the mentality of a dog!Delete
LOL! I wonder if she was impressed.ReplyDelete
Probably not! ;)Delete
my post today is perfect for the kids for Easter (or anytime).ReplyDelete
I'll stop by and check it out!Delete
That's right, just pretend nothing happened...ReplyDelete
I'm sure she didn't even notice the slip up! ;)Delete
Shultz is a real man. :-)ReplyDelete
Yeah. Never let the ladies see you sweat!Delete
Sounds like a guy I once dated.ReplyDelete
Ugh. I assume he wasn't the one you married. LOL!Delete
LOL. Spring is in the air. At least he knew how to recover from his embarrassment. Just keep moving on and take care of his business. ; )ReplyDelete