Spring is in the air and it seems to have affected Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd.
I took the beast for a walk today. Half-way through our walk, he spotted a female German Shepherd. (I think she was an old lady, but that didn't seem to matter to Schultz.) She was standing in her driveway, watching us.
Schultz decided to see what he could do to impress the lady. He did his fancy prance in front of her. And he gawked. He couldn't take his eyes off of her. Then he got to the next driveway. Since he was so busy prancing and gawking, he didn't notice that it was slippery asphalt. He slipped and fell flat on his face.
"Schultz, you moron," I said. "That's no way to impress a lady!"
So what did he do? He got up, took a potty break on the lawn, and kept prancing.
What a man!