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Friday, March 22, 2013

Impressing the Lady

Spring is in the air and it seems to have affected Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd.

I took the beast for a walk today.  Half-way through our walk, he spotted a female German Shepherd.  (I think she was an old lady, but that didn't seem to matter to Schultz.)  She was standing in her driveway, watching us. 

Schultz decided to see what he could do to impress the lady.  He did his fancy prance in front of her. And he gawked.  He couldn't take his eyes off of her.  Then he got to the next driveway.  Since he was so busy prancing and gawking, he didn't notice that it was slippery asphalt.  He slipped and fell flat on his face.

"Schultz, you moron," I said.  "That's no way to impress a lady!"

So what did he do?  He got up, took a potty break on the lawn, and kept prancing.

What a man!
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30 comments:

  1. DanaMarch 22, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    Haha! Yes indeed! ;)

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  2. Debby@Just BreatheMarch 22, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    Thank you for the laugh today!

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  3. Janie JunebugMarch 22, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    Ah, Schultz. You make a great addition to the blogosphere. I would like to meet you and shake your paw.

    Love,
    Janie

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  4. Powdered Toast ManMarch 22, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    At least he wasn't embarrassed. I have trouble taking a potty break in public after falling on my face.

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    1. Sherry EllisMarch 23, 2013 at 6:17 PM

      Haha! Yeah, I'd have a problem with that, too! ;)

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  5. ShellyMarch 22, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    I wonder what the lady dog thought...

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  6. AnonymousMarch 22, 2013 at 3:45 PM

    I can always count on you to cheer me. Thanks.

    Yvonne.

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  7. DemitriaMarch 22, 2013 at 4:14 PM

    That is too funny!!!! I too have a German Shepard :)


    New follower...http://demitrialunetta.blogspot.com/

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    1. Sherry EllisMarch 23, 2013 at 6:19 PM

      I bet you have lots of stories to tell! Thanks for the follow!

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  8. Christine RainsMarch 22, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    *LOL* I think that's the typical guy.

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  9. Pat HattMarch 22, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    LOL sounds like a typical male

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    1. Sherry EllisMarch 23, 2013 at 6:20 PM

      Would you take a bathroom break after falling on your face in front of a lady?

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  10. Heather R. HoldenMarch 23, 2013 at 3:06 AM

    Haha, too cute! If only it was as easy for us humans to recover from embarrassment like that!

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  11. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousMarch 23, 2013 at 4:55 AM

    LOL! I wonder if she was impressed.

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  12. Elle SeesMarch 23, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    my post today is perfect for the kids for Easter (or anytime).

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  13. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 23, 2013 at 1:43 PM

    That's right, just pretend nothing happened...

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    1. Sherry EllisMarch 23, 2013 at 6:21 PM

      I'm sure she didn't even notice the slip up! ;)

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  14. Tracy CampbellMarch 23, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    Shultz is a real man. :-)

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  15. BelleMarch 23, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    Sounds like a guy I once dated.

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    1. Sherry EllisMarch 23, 2013 at 6:22 PM

      Ugh. I assume he wasn't the one you married. LOL!

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  16. AnonymousMarch 24, 2013 at 4:17 PM

    LOL. Spring is in the air. At least he knew how to recover from his embarrassment. Just keep moving on and take care of his business. ; )

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