Yesterday, my kids had a snow day, which meant they didn't have school. (This is why I didn't post - I was too busy with them.)
In the morning, I went outside to shovel the driveway. My son went out with me. "Are you going to help?" I asked.
"Yeah, Mama!" He picked up his little shovel and started shoveling. Except he didn't deposit the snow on the side of the driveway. He deposited it on me!
"Bubba, what are you doing?" I asked, completely exasperated.
"Having a snow war, Mama!"
"A snow war?"
"Yeah. And you're going to lose!"
"How do you figure?"
Bubba pointed at our cat. He was perched on top of a snow pile, knocking little snowballs down into the driveway. "Two against one!"