I was on my hands and knees cleaning the bathroom floor, when I heard my husband calling me.
What could that guy possibly want?
"Woman, I need your help."
"What seems to be the problem?" I replied.
"Come ouside and see."
I followed him out to the backyard. There in the dried up creek bed was our tractor. It was stuck.
"I pressed the wrong pedal and ended up in the creek. I don't have a truck, so I need you to push me out."
He started the engine, and I pushed. I got that big old tractor unstuck on the first try.
Later in the day, my six-year-old son came up to me and started pressing on my belly.
"What do you want?" I asked him.
"You're supposed to beep when I press your belly button."
Apparently the men in my family now think I'm a truck.