My son, Bubba, was on a roll today. He was spinning all kinds of stories. Here's one that came out of the anals of his mind: (Caution: If you don't like potty talk, you may want to skip this post and come back tomorrow!)
There was once a cow who got flushed down the toilet. (Insert sound effects here!)
He found himself in Toilet Land. There, the trees were made of turds. The houses were made of turds. Even the beds were made of turds. (Except for Bubba's which was made of fabric.)
One day, a giant poopsteroid from outer space crashed into Toilet Land. It left a giant trail of turds.
Not to worry, though, because an alien spaceship arrived with a giant toilet. The aliens scooped up the turds and flushed them down the toilet. Except the toilet got blocked.
Fortunately, there was another alien spaceship in the area. This one had a giant plunger. The aliens plunged the toilet, and all the turds went down.
Hmmm. What do you think? I'm personally wondering what happened to the cow. Did it get flushed down the toilet, or is it happily living its life in Toilet Land, producing chocolate milk? (Note: I'd advise not consuming anything that was produced in Toilet Land!)