I came downstairs yesterday and found my daughter holding a can of Reddiwip whipped cream. She had just pulled out a cereal bowl and was getting ready to spray the whipped cream in it.
"Excuse me," I said. "What do you think you're doing?"
I looked at the clock. It was noon. "Breakfast? Girlfriend, it's lunch time, and Reddiwip is absolutely unacceptable. You need a well-balanced meal!"
"But Mom, it is well-balanced. It has milk which means it covers the dairy and protein food groups."
Oy! Don't you just love teenager mentality?