This evening, my children an I were gathered around the dinner table eating a plate of spaghetti.
"Mom," my daughter blurted, "Wouldn't it be great if people had spaghetti hair?"
I didn't say anything. I just looked at her while chewing a mouthful of spaghetti.
"Yeah, and the sauce could be a hat," my son chimed in. "Like this..."
"Don't even think about it," I said as I wisked a spaghetti noodle out of his hand.
Where do kids come up with these things?