Before I begin, I'd like to thank everyone for your congratulatory remarks regarding my new book, Ten Zany Birds. You are all so supportive, and I want you to know how much I appreciate that!
I'd also like to let you know that I'm a guest on author, Roy Huff's blog. I talk about surviving the publishing process. Please stop by and visit if you have a minute or two.
Now for the story.
I was busy typing on the computer, when my husband called me. "Woman! Come here. I have something for you!"
I couldn't wait to see what it was.
I walked into the kitchen and found the man standing next to the table with a huge grin on his face. He was pointing to a huge package of toilet paper which was sitting on it.
I raised my eyebrows. "An anniversary present?" I asked.
He laughed. "It's exactly what you need. Twenty rolls of toilet paper. And look, it has a new design for improved comfort."
"Thanks," I said. "You're so thoughtful. Always thinking of my comfort. And it's what I always wanted."
He walked away, looking quite pleased with himself.
(I'm trying to decide if this tops the toilet I received for Mother's Day. What do you think?)