Perfumery

My daughter is a girly girl. She loves wearing dresses and lip gloss. She loves having her hair and nails done. She also loves perfume.

In addition to being a girly girl, she's a bit of a scientist - a chemist. She loves concocting her own soaps, shampoos, and perfume. I don't know how she does it, but she always manages to create some pleasant-smelling concoctions.

Tonight she decided to create some perfume for her brother. She got out her lotions and potions and started mixing. The result was some intoxicatingly sweet lotion. My son thought this was great. Before I could stop him, he slathered up his arms with the stuff. Now he stinks, his room stinks, and the whole house stinks!

It's a good thing the daddy isn't home!