This morning, I took my German Shepherd out to go potty. As soon as he was out the door, he noticed a locust lyiing on its back on the patio. I knew that poor locust didn't have a chance. The varmint poked him with his big snoot.
The locust buzzed.
The dog pounced.
The locust buzzed again.
"Hey, dumb locust. Just stay still and he'll leave you alone," I said.
Apparently, the locust didn't understand a word I said. It buzzed again.
The dog pounced.
And that was the end of the locust.
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