Milk Mustache

There's a new model for those milk mustache ads you see in magazines.  "Who?" you ask.  My eleven-month-old German Shepherd!

Today, my daughter left her half-full glass of milk on the kitchen table when she left the room.

A few minutes later, I heard a really strange slurping sound.  I went into the kitchen to investigate.

That ninety-pound beast had his paws up on the table and his black snoot in the glass of milk.

"Schultz!" I bellowed.

He lifted his head and proudly displayed his milk mustache.

So when you're looking through those magazines, be sure to look for the new hairy milk model.