A rogue horsefly entered our house when we opened the door today. This sent a wave of panic through all of the kids in the house (mine plus a couple of guest kids).
"Help, a horsefly!" they cried.
My son immediately went into the basement to get into his horsefly protection gear.
When he came back upstairs, he was wearing his Incredible Hulk mask, baseball helmet, and plastic knight armor.
"I'm fully protected," he announced.
"Yeah, me too," I said wielding a can of Raid.
That fly doesn't have a chance!