You would think that a dog with an Elizabethan collar that covers his face would not get in trouble. Our dog could find a way to get in trouble even if he was in a straight jacket!
The poor creature was getting stir-crazy from being in his crate for four days. (He had been neutered, so we were instructed to keep him relatively quiet. Ha ha!)
Lamp Shade Head was driving us nuts with his barking, so we let him out. The hope was that he would blow off some steam and be a content, quiet dog. Let me just say, he had a lot of steam! He promptly located the grill ignition wires and ripped those out. Then he attacked the nice plastic box we keep the hose in. Now it's missing the handle which cranks the hose. I swear, if that dog had access to our cars, he would rip apart the wheels and tear off the hub caps!
What the heck am I going to do with that animal?